"All I want for xmas this year is gift cards from Absaloute tattoo!!!! So please hook a broke sister up!"
"I can't, I'm more broke than you"
"Shut up! You don't even know what broke is till you buy a 45 thousand dollar car playa"
"I do know what broke is because I could never afford a car that nice even if I saved up for 20 years"
"All my money goes to my car, bills and tattoos"
"Then don't get tattoos"
"Nope sorry that's like asking me to not poop after I eat! Not possible"
"Then don't complain about being broke"
"I hate you"