"Really Americans? You created a holiday to celebrate your love of overconsumption & violence? Isn't that everyday?"
"but.... overconsumption and violence are your two favorite things. plus most americans don't even know about what the pilgrims did to native americans"
"Why would you think overconsumption is my favorite thing?"
"not necessarily overconsumption of food. so before you go accusing me of calling you fat [which she absolutely is], allow me to clarify. you like overconsumption of goods, i don't know your eating habits"
Wow dood no wonder why you don't have a gf. Geez hahahahah... Ok well I'm going back to work. Have a great day"
"i don't believe i said anything negative about you. you are a self-proclaimed capitalist. capitalism and consumerism go hand in hand. you can't get offended when i simply restate something you claim yourself"
"I'm not offended. Why would I be. My life is amazing and I'm blessed to be rolling in money. My money or family's money. All the same. I just said that now I understand why you might have problems getting a gf. That's all."
"well i don't think my relationship status has anything to do with what i said. at all"
"Ok scott"

i didn't bother replying. at this point my penis was literally in pain from having to endure her unabashed thoughtless banter