"I have a crush on a 21 year old! How embarrassing. Geez."
"yeah real embarrassing"
"I hate you"
"age doesn't matter"
"You just told me I should be embarrassed you jack fuck!"
"i was being sarcastic"
"Well I feel like a total creep"
"how is that creepy at all?"
"I'm 25 and he is 21. He is a baby! I wanna have sex with a baby! Wtf! That's creepy"
"that's 4 years younger than you. you're ridiculous"
"4 years in your 20s is like closer to 10 years duhhh"
"that's absurd"
"So your telling me that its completely ok for me a grown up to have sex with a 21 year old?"
"yes it is. you are both adults"